cmi


short for cannot make it, a favourite phrase used in singapore to describe someone’s inferior attributes , usually appearance.
the girl you intro to me cmi leh!
cannot make it. used by singaporeans usually in games.

e.g warcraft iii the frozen throne and maple story s.e.a
boy 1: he cmi liao lah, so noob and he still want go zak.

boy 2: yah lo … he himself know he cmi still want like that.
acrynoym.
several variations:

cmi = cannot make it
cmi = count me in
cmi = chronic masturbatory illness
1. alex: sorry man, i want to go to the movies, but i cmi

2. random guy: yeah, that’d be kick-ss! cmi!

3. a need to excessively m-st-rb-t-. aka, w-nko-holic.
an internet abbreviation for count me in
hey, that’s a nice offer – cmi!
computers, math, and the internet. a full sail lecture cl-ss that teaches you everything you already knew about computers, math, and the internet
man, i gotta cmi lecture and lab starting at 0100 hours and its over motherboards! d-mn this sux! i better start drinking some bawls}!

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