CMMI


capabilities misplaced missing or inadequate. many government managers mistakenly believe that this is an acronym for capabilities maturity model integeration. however, examination of actual performance in the wild points towards the, generally accepted, ‘missing and inadequate’ definition.
(1) the project failed. this is odd. even though the project manager provided many detailed wbs’s he was cmmi.

(2) he sucks! fire that cmmi mba.

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