CMOF

#1 “call me old-fashioned”

#2 “crowning moment of funny”.

the former is a figure of speech used before a (generally mild) complaint or observation. the latter is a term (also seen on tvtropes) to describe a cl-ssic moment of hilariousness in a movie or tv show that stands out above all others.

compare cmoa.
cmof #1:
jude law: “call me old-fashioned, but one doesn’t have s-x with women who are unconscious.”

scr-t-: “ur gr8, m8!”
grown up: “call me old-fashioned, but i make it a rule to ignore words with numbers in them.”

cmof #2:
venkman: “mother pussbucket! n-body steps on a church in my town!”

ted striker: “i flew single engine fighters in the air force, but this plane has four engines. it’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.”
all (together): “it’s an entirely different kind of flying.”

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