cna


poor unfortunate employees who are disrespected constantly by patients and nurses. they are on the front line for a code brown or when someone’s -ss needs to be wiped. a.k.a. the most overworked, yet underpaid job in the history of employment 🙂 our world could not function without the nursing -ssistants, yet people constantly berate these cursed people.
well, it looks like another patient went apesh-t on a cna for giving her water with ice. of course this poor cna had know way of knowing that this patient did not like ice.
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certified nurses aide. works in a healthcare facility -ssisting with daily living tasks of the elderly.
nila works at long term care as a cna, a certified nurses aide, but she could also be refered to as a conosour of nuts and -ss.
1. a person who cares for those who can’t do it for themselves

2. the person who takes care of your gramma when your parents dump her in the nursing home.
the cna takes care of people who cant take care of themselves
cna stands for certified nursing -ssistant. these are people who are underpaid and usually underappreciated. they work hard, doing the menial or unpleasant jobs which, if they weren’t done would make the patients life intolerable. they usually carry out their work with no fuss and are frequently moaned at by the patients they look after. nurses tend to look down on them, and it was possibly from this quarter that they received the sobriquet ‘cleaner of nasty -rs-s’.
when my gran was in hospital, there was this cna who was brilliant. she looked after my gran as if she was her own.
cleaning nalgas all-day
hey gilbert, i am so over this nursing c.n.a job. i cant be cleaning nalgas all day.
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mike is totally cna.. he is the best
cna is short for a certified nursing -ssistant. these poor employees are typically the hospitals b-tch. they are responsible for doing all of the petty and annoying tasks that the real medical professionals don’t have time for. they are usually single moms and douchebag guys that failed out of nursing school or aren’t smart enough to get into an advanced medical program. qualifications are as follows: (girls) at least two kids from separate daddy’s, a neck or wrist tattoo (bonus points for both), and a nose ring. (guys) fake diamond earring, non-existent girlfriend, a bad tribal tattoo that your homeboy did in his garage. you must be a smoker and have an unreliable car that you will use as an excuse for multiple call-outs. lastly, you must have a sense of ent-tlement toward your job. in other words, you must have the att-tude that your job is actually important. we all know its not, but if you think it is then that’s all that matters.
patient: “hey, can you get me some graham crackers? and after that, i need you to clean me up. i just took a major sh-t all over the bed.”

nurse: “hold on, i’ll get the cna.”

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