co-crastinate
to be procrastinating and studying simultaneously
alyssa: devin get off fb and go study.
devin: b-tch don’t hate me, im co-crastinating. ya thats right. biopsych is my b-tch now.
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sean: hey mom, im gonna go co-crastinate because i’d rather listen to some funky dubstep and study for 4.5 hours than finish up my studying in like 30 minutes in peace and quiet.
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