Co-lone


“co-lone” is a word that describes the art of working alone with others to achieve a selfish goal. and when said goal is achived one double crosses his/hers friends in order take all for one self. the person who performs the act of “co-lone” must also as a requirement actually wear cologne of a strong smelling expensive european kind. one must also preform a dramtic pause before uttering the word for the optimal satisfactory feeling of a double cross well done.

the word itself is a combination of these words cooperative, alone and colonge
otto: well, we killed of all of those guards. time to take what belongs to us… wait, is that expensive european cologne i smell?
john: sorry otto, but i only work (dramatic pause) “co-lone” (gun shots).

tommy: hey neil why are you the only one of us with a gas mask? and is that expensive european cologne i smell?
neil: sorry tommy, but i only work (dramatic pause) “co-lone” (gas is released from the ac)

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