Co-Pilot
a variant of the wingman, only in this case, the two guys are looking to hook up with the same woman for an mmf threesome. the men can be either straight and not interact with each other during the threesome, or it can be a bis-xual event in which all three are having s-x together. the idea is that instead of guy 2 being the wingman of guy 1, both guys take turns “working in the same c-ckpit” (an obvious euphemism for how both guys will be taking turns penetrating the same v-g-n-).
guy 1: “hey man, want to hit the bar and find some honeys to get laid with tonight?”
guy 2: “nah, man. i’ve got no game and get all self-conscious about going soft mid-way through, anyway.”
guy 1: “i hear ya. how about being my copilot instead? that way we can double our odds of finding a chick and then tag in and out as needed.”
guy 2: “alright, then. i’m in.”
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the act of two indivuduals venturing into two adjacent stalls in a bathroom to simultaneously deposit fecal matter in sync, and also discuss with each other the matters of life.
while co-piloting matthew and thomas were able to express their feelings regarding their views on the condition of each others bathroom stall.
when a p-ssenger holds the wheel for a driver while he is lighting a bowl, bong, bubbler, joint, or any other smoking apparatus usually for marijuana
yo bro want to co pilot for a second while i spark this bowl
an amphetamine tablet
i don’t need a copilot to carry in my luggage just because i didn’t get much sleep.
when one gay man jacks off another gay man. usually misconceived as another mans best friend.
wow my copilot helped me so much last night!!
similar to wingmen, when two guys go to a bar and they help each other hook up with desirable girls. in biology this would be similar to a mutualistic relationship in which both organism benefit each other.
steve and tom are going to a bar but they are copilots instead of wing men so neither of them will have to flirt with a fat chick to help the other hook up with her hot friend.
when you are peacefully taking a sh-t in a public or workplace bathroom with a row of stalls and someone comes in and takes the stall right next to you.
zach was droppin a duece at work, reflecting on his day, when jeff came in and copiloted him.
a co-pilot is a buddy who you would take with you while on the prowl for chicks. co-pilots are generally the subst-tute for a wingman when one is not available. a common use for a co-pilot is to distract her friends while you make your move. however, a co-pilot can’t be granted the same level of trust as a wingman, in the sense that they are usually rookies and have yet to earn their wings. therfore, co-pilots are a last resort.
guy 1 – “hey man, i need a wingman for tongiht. you in?”
guy 2 – “sorry dude, i have to work early in the morning. why don’t you get your little bro to co-pilot you?
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