Coach Crush
it’s an intense love of one’s personal trainer. often shown when working out with one’s wife or husband.
beatrice: “boy, ralph’s a real hunk. he’s the best personal trainer i know. i think i have a bit of a coach crush.”
june: “whoah there! that’s my hubby! if anyone’s gonna have a crush on him it’s me.”
beatrice: “well, bryant’s got a coach crush on me. it’s not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!”
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