Coach Face


a reference to the character in left for dead 2, who usually has an expressionless face. if someone would have no expression on their face they would be “coach faced”.
man: “my girlfriend had a coach face during s-x last night, apparently my dong is too small”.
someone who has leather-like skin similar to a handbag of or about the face.
man that b-tch spent too much time in the fake-bake – she’s all coach-faced

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