Coach Fran
a douche nozzle. the current head coach at texas a&m, fans everywhere anxiously await the day that he is either fired or dies in a burning inferno.
1) coach fran can claim impressive stats such as worst school loss ever, two worst bowl losses, 0-5 against oklahoma, 1-4 against texas, 1-4 against texas tech, and gave his school the first losing record in 20+ years.
2) coach fran does not disclose information on players injuries…unless he is paid $1200 a season. currently under investigation by the ncaa.
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