coach potato
someone who spends most of their time watching tv and doesn’t exercise or have any interesting hobbies. such a person spends most his/her free time sitting or lying on a coach.
my hubby is killing me; he never socializes. he’s never asked me to go out; he’s a coach potato.
an extremely lazy coach; posts when practice/game is an hour before practice/game, so half of the team shows up;
-when is your next game? maybe my team will play you.
-how the h-ll should i know!!! mr.______ is such a coach potato.
-oh, haha, sucks for you.
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