coachella valley


a valley less than a 100 miles from mexico in so. califorina with the towns of indio, coach-lla, mecca, oasis, arabia, were english is not spoken just espan yo yo (spanish) even in the stores the signs are in spanish ,it 99 1\2% mexican that hate white people and pretend there your best friend ,drink beer in there church parking lot during m-ss and the tweekers ride stolen bikes and hide there stash in the handall bars, they drive nice new trucks and live 4 to 5 familys in one house also known as little tj and the one that drive cars b-mp the boom boom so loud your windows of your house rattle two blocks away and fly the mexican flag so they think there in mexico oh yes it has the highest birth rate in the nation
man i got stuck in the coach-lla valley i thought i was in mexico, n-body spoke english and dirty pampers in the parking lots and the cops are more interested in pulling over the tweeker bike rider instead of the idiots that dont know how to drive
juan: turn right at this light

rosa: im in the left lane
juan: its ok were mexican
rosa: i hear armondo b-mpin the tunes
juan: man his car is a piece of sh-t

rosa:ya but he’s got some nice wheels

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