Coachman’s Knob


(noun)

an unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.

a debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.
– “press the bell, it’s our stop next!”

“oh f-ck i can’t stand up yet, i’ve got coachman’s kn-b. you’ll have to wait. sorry nan.”

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