coaf
a slang term describing thick and excessive amounts of v-g-n-l pubic hair.
when having intercourse with that fine maiden, it took hours just to get through all her coaf.
c-ck of a fiend, commonly known as the most horrid of all derogatory terms, and insults. being branded as a coaf is usually life threatening in nature (90% fatal) being known as a c-ck of a fiend is quite possibly worse than going to h-ll.
“don’t make me f-cking do it man…. i dont want to have to go to far with this…”
“don’t say it man….please….i dont deserve it…”
“nah f-ck that sh-t, your a f-cking coaf you hear me? oi f-ck you coaf”
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