Coasted


it’s half way between relaxed (coasting), and when you feel toasty inside (that warm feeling). that point of full relaxation.
after a tough 3 hours of smash brothers brawl last night, i laid on the couch for 5 mintues and i was coasted …nice.
2 more definitions
exceedingly drunk, to the point that you feel like you can’t control your movements well. sometimes the word “ghosted” is subst-tuted
i was so coasted last nigh, the room was spinning.
when somebody says something that they will do, and somebody then says ‘coasted’, this mean the person who said the statement has to what they just said, and if the person that said it doesn’t do it then they get slapped by whoever heard the ‘coasted’
example 1
person 1: i’m going to jump of the roof
person 2: coasted

person 1: #doesnt do it#
person 2: #slap in the face#

example 2
person 1: i’m going to jump of the roof
person 2: coasted

person 1: #jumps off the roof#
person 2: cool #no slap#

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