coaster demotion


when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.
i found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so i could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.

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