coaster


1) a unusable compact disc which failed during a “burn” process, its only use is now a coaster

2) a witty and highly attractive person
any disc recieved from america online that contains its product. since using the programs represents a net inefficiency for your time, it is better to use them as coasters that you can set your drinks on, lest you damage a wood or other valuable surface.
i got so many aol 9.0 coasters last month, i glued them to my ceiling and now it’s shiny, disco-style.
anything put under a cold drink to avoid rings of mist on the table.
i’ll have a scotch on the rocks with a twist, and a coaster.
a girl that won’t let you have s-x with her (won’t let you get the wood wet).
1) i’m not paying for your meal tonight because you’re a f-cking coaster.

2) e: i heard vincy f-cked amanda after the party the other night.
j: no f-cking way. that girl is a coaster.
a poser who rides his fixed gear on the freewheel and coasts rather than riding the fixed gear. does it for the trendiness of the fixed gear rather than the function and purpose of the fixed gear.
“that guy wasn’t pedaling when he went down the hill on his fixed gear, he is such a coaster.”
a non offensive or graphic euphamism for a gay man who prefers being on the bottom. credit to adam carolla.
are you a tumbler or a coaster?
a girl who has a tatoo (generally circular) on her lower back. it’s a coaster for the guy to set his beer on when doing her doggy-style.
“check out that coaster.”

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