Coastguarding
the act of finding and enlarging the cl-toris for heightened s-xual pleasure.
usually done using a flexible straw, the cl-toris is located and by sucking on the straw the cl-toris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the -rg-sm for a woman.
the term ” coastguarding ” comes from the “search and rescue ” of the cl-toris.
my b-tch got me coastguarding last night before i nailed her.
motor boating a female or females for an extended period of time. usually after hours and with women who have large br–sts.
dude, i was coast guarding last night with those chicks from the party. i wish i had a life preserver…
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