coathanger
the solution to all your childcare needs.
thanks to george w bush’s abstinence-only s-x education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.
an abortion machine
“hey johnny i think i’m pregnant”
“p-ss me a coathanger”
a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors
-“hey dad a just knocked a b-tch up what do i do?” “hang on son i’ll get a coat hanger you get the golf club”
-“hey robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger”
a physically insignificant male. one who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
stacy – “hi steve, it’s good to see you, you look amazing!”
steve – “it’s great to see you! i’m sorry to hear about you and mark, but i see you’ve started dating again. who’s the coathanger?”
stacy – “oh, just some fuddy-duddy i picked up along the way. he’s actually my tax man. honestly i don’t even know why i am dating him, i guess i am just easing myself back into the dating world”
what my tv arial currently is
i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs
the poor man’s birth control used to keep white girls from getting knocked up. easy way to hide such a situation from one’s parents.
lindsey says, “h-ll no, i’d coat hanger that sh-t!”
a physically insignificant male. one who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
stacy – “hi steve, it’s good to see you, you look amazing!”
steve – “it’s great to see you! i’m sorry to hear about you and mark, but i see you’ve started dating again. who’s the coat hanger?”
stacy – “oh, just some fuddy-duddy i picked up along the way. he’s actually my tax man. honestly i don’t even know why i am dating him, i guess i am just easing myself back into the dating world”
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