Coatie


1- to m-st-rb-t- , and -j-c-l-t- into an enemy’s coat sleeve , and/or pocket when they are preoccupied .

2- one who wears a coat year round , and is not homeless

3- while getting you kn-b slobbered on , the person getting das kn-b slobbered on grabs the girls jacket , and strangles her with it intill he -j-c-l-t-s in her mouth , and gasps for air . a method made popular by the punk rock group ‘murf and the maggots’ .
1- alright , who’s the wise -ss who gave me a coatie ?

2- those kids in my cl-ss are total coaties .

3- “so she was slobberin my kn-b right , and then i look over ,and saw her coat , so i mean of course i had to give her a coatie . i blasted my pants cannon when she turned blue.

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