cob knobbler


a woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful bl-w j-bs. the name originates from cobzeus, the norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated hermes’ p-n-s as a cob of corn.
yeah, julia roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob kn-bbler. and anyways, she’s a homewrecker, and she’s not hot.
one who kn-bbles the cob.
anyone who drives a prius is a cobkn-bbler

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