Cobbler Thief
when a girl/guy goes into the room of a sleeping guy and with great stealth steals some of the kn-b cheese from under the forskin and frames it for the guys mother.
“stacey is a cobbler thief cos she got ben in trouble. he’s lucky his mum thought it was coleslaw.”
“haha your mum stole my cobbler last night”
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