a kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. this person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. a cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.
chef 1: “did you taste that garbage philly put out for the reception?”
chef 2: “yes, unfortunately. apparently, the best he could muster.”
chef 3: “poor b-st-rd thinks he’s a chef; just a cobbler after all.”
english c-ckney rhyming slang: cobbler’s awls – b-lls. awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).
it was a right load of cobblers!
a c-ck gobbler
“gobble- to eat swiftly”
“yo! stop being a cobbler and p-ss the remote.”
a shoe maker (or a shoe cobbler- together-er)
i went to the cobbler because the sole of my sneaker fell off
noun – a contraction of “c-ck-gobbler” or “c-m-gobbler” for a woman who performs copious oral s-x on multiple male partners (although not neccessarily all at once).
also: verb – to c’obble
dave: dude, did you hear about amie? she totally gave head to, like, twelve dudes last night!
eric: yeah, that girl is such a c’obbler.
n. a p-n-s which has a very long, but skinny, thin shaft, with a huge b-ll-nd. and when i say skinny, thin shaft, i mean it. i mean, it has the girth of a pencil.
it’s kind of like a wrecking ball, but it’s a d-ck.
amy: hey, jess! how was that guy you nailed last night?
jess: eew. i don’t wanna talk about it it. his p-n-s… it was a cobbler! i coulda tied a double knot in it!
n. a police officer. derivative of cop, copper. see also popo, smokey, the fuzz, 5-0. most often used in the plural, i.e. the cobblers.
our apartment got broken into. the cobblers said they wouldn’t dust for prints.
we were high as birds and being really loud only to find out that the cobblers were parked right around the corner.
having s-xual relations with cakes and/or cake related goods pr-nounced east-tea-al-it-tea man #1: “wanna see some estiality?” girl #1: “whats that?” man # 1: “basically i’ll f-ck a cake” girl #1: “hey big boy, now you’re done with that cake, why don’t you come over here and do me?”
eat the big ol p-ssy your friend comes back from a date and you ask him if he was able to etbop.
something worse than catastrophic. — hey james how was the ogle’s gig last night? — oh man! that was catastrophallic. the sound wasn’t that good and the prince arthur was packed.
- kangaroo position
a s-xual position in which the female crouches on the ground and the male crouches higher behind her, giving her -n-l s-x. there is thrusting and hopping. guy #1: dude, we totally did kangaroo position last night. only it sucked cuz tracey is a narcoleptic and she collapsed halfway through. guy #2: well, thats the […]
- Kappa Slapper
female equivalent of the nike pikey. found all over the british isles usually congregating in large groups at bus stops and parks. dresses in sportswear (not just kappa) drinks cheap cider or supermarket vodka. constantly smoking f-gs. chav sc-m. “i never bin wiv ‘im. i ain’t no kappa-slapper!” a female of the chav species. the […]