cobby

a person who’s only talent is something totally useless
joe, you’re a total cobby, all you can do is type on the keyboard quickly.
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the art of receiving oral performances whilst playing call of duty. (better if your on xbox, ps3 is for p-ssys)
i got a cobby the other day, still managed to beat the noobs
a cobby is a fairly organized, librarian type burnout. a cobby accepts the ways of the burnout not just as an enjoyable act, but as a life style. they live and literally breath it… and they hold it in for a few seconds before they blow it out. a cobby generally tries to be very clean, proper, and organized in their burnout ways, causing people to laugh at them very often. because of this fact, cobbys also tend to be lil b-tches when something does not go how they think it should, but usually, another hit or shot will put them back to normal. their favorite sports include hangover golf, and drunken pin my d-ck in his -ss. they are usually very shy, but using alcohol and marijuana as bait, they can easily be captured and held hostage for a ransom fee. depite all their flaws however, cobbys tend to be very enjoyable party buds, as long as they aren’t little f-ggots.
“yea i hung out with bobby last night.”
“bobby? that cobby burnout?”
“yea man. we got f-ckin wasted. but in the morning, he just looked at his watch and said, ‘ah, sh-t’ and left.”
“oh. he probably just had a golf tournament.”
the most amazing, funny, enjoyable, great to be with person i know
cobby is da best
a type of dog body style that is, or is nearly, as high as it is long. common “cobby” dogs include pugs and english bulldogs.
that dawg is as cobby as a side salad from mickey d’s.
an alternative word for pencil or a wooden sided barn
can you p-ss me that cobby, i need to finish the shading on the top lip

i am going to a cobby dance tommorow
the most amazing individual in the entire world!!
laura ecob – cobby