cobgobbler
a cobgobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in sh-t logs)
– the person who has the “chocolate” in their mouth can then be called the “cob gobbler” or simply “gobbler”
– the sh-t does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., bird sh-t is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for cob gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
steph was giving sam a thunder harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler…
generic unis-xual insult. the implication being that the cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. cob meaning p-n-s and gobble meaning oral stimulation.
“who cares what that cobgobbler thinks!”
when you ferociously devour a large p-n-s in the manner of a starving person chowing down on a corn on the cob well drizzled in b-tter.
man look at her go – your girlfirend is a champion cob-gobbler.
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