the best guy any one could ask for!! he’s sweet, kind, loving, comp-ssionate, adorable, and hilarious. hes very loving and understanding. he also has a very kinky side to him, but also a very gentle side.
i love cobie so much!! he’s just so amazing and i never want to loose him!!
pathological liar, one that is not good at it and is always caught, but never shows remorse. kind of a d-ck. very influential and disloyal to the ones who treat him best.
kid 1: did you hear that cobie got caught lying again?
kid 2: yeah, but he doesn’t care about what he did.
kid 1: never does.
#lying #pathological #influential #disgrace #filth
a fict-tious injury believed to be caused by the overstimulation of the brain. he will miss the first round of the 2016 ncaa quiz bowl due to complications following a “learnia” suffered during an off-field injury involving trivial pursuit.
a mythical creature from the greek mythology that is full horse and full man p-n-s on it’s forehead. they mostly live in the forest of weenerstoria. dude, you just hit a d-ckicorn with your car!
- advanced math
a math cl-ss offered at a very small number of high schools which mostly covers amc prep. one of its prerequisites is p-ssing algebra 2. the cl-ss is synonymous with a teacher who -ssigns way too much homework and essentially forces you to do math 24/7. this cl-ss will literally make you question all of […]
- manly flow
when a man crys and won’t admit he’s that much of a p-ssy. shutup! it’s just-sniff-my manly flow man.
- f minor
the saddest of all musical keys, the harrowing and melancholy key of death and depression. used in plenty of acerbic soviet waltzes and funeral songs. this key is made out of 4 flats, namely bb, eb, ab, and db. the relative key is the key of a flat major, another depressing key, even though it […]