Cobra Commander


leader of evil crime syndicate cobra in the gijoe cartoon series of the 80s. his face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.
if only cobra commander listened to dr. mindbender’s advice he would have suceeded in destroying gijoe.
a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an -n-s followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming “cobra”
after a fine dinner and walk on the beach, i gave lindsay a cobra commander
the dominate male
clearly zack fights like a f-cking (cobra commander)
related to b-tch made, not being a man, being a little b-tch
bro 1: ay you wana go to that party tonight?
bro 2: na i gata do some stuff.

bro 1: dawg you b-tch made. you cobra commander.

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