Cobrashark


the cobrashark is eclectic and thrives on being self- sufficient in all things aesthetically pleasing. often masked without explanation, this individuals interests include sharks, the lost art of chivalry, and aerodynamics in facial hair. cobrasharks are consistently elusive and often become an object of affection to those who enjoy a good balance of honey and venom. the enigmatic mystery that is the cobrashark is endangered, but lives in the moment, relying on shark-a-tactics to preserve its own position in society.
“i’m leaving you, for cobrashark.”

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