Coca-blast
to m-st-rb-t-, and consequently -j-c-l-t-, in the shower while taking a shower.
usually done in secret, to avoid detection of masturbatory behavior by others.
“i wouldn’t go in that bathroom if i were you.”
“why not? it’s dirty?”
“timmy was in the shower forever…he was probably coca-blasting all over the place!”
the act of masturbating in the shower. then when about to -j-c-l-t- does so on the tub floor, shower kn-bs, and if possible the shower head.
what the f-ck is taking timmy so long in the shower?
oh, he’s coca-blasting.
does he do that often?
does a bear sh-t in the woods?
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