cocaine dick smack
you snort a line and then slap your s-x partner in the face with your d-ck in a surprising manner
girl 1: hey what happened to your face?
girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his d-ck, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.
girl 1: oh, thats awesome.
girl 2: no, its a cocaine d-ck smack.
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