cocaine tits


referring to the deflated br–sts of a female who abuses cocaine. the appearance is generally accepted as unsightly: pickled areola, nipples seemingly sad or otherwise uninterested in being part of the b–b, vicious tiger stripes/stretch marks, severe drooping or the appearance of being subjected to mega-gravitational pull.

upon touch, cocaine t-ts are said to resemble the feel of cheap sandwich baggies half full of water
him: so, bro. did you tag that last night?!

his friend: …yeah. i …i tagged it…

him: why the long face, bro?

his friend: she had a mean case of c-ke t-t

him: nooooo…aw god that sucks. i thought she’d have

slammin rack

his friend: i thought that too, until she took off her bra and i witnessed a slow motion waterfall of fail flappers cascade halfway down her stomach.

him: f-ck…i didn’t even know she did c-ke.

his friend: oh, dude. you don’t remember herald’s party?

him: well i mean…does anyone remember that party? it was f-cki-

his friend: she sucked 4, count em, 4 black dudes off in the bathroom for a b-mp of sh-tty ghetto powder that was stepped on so f-cking hard that the only thing that looks more stepped on is her listless, shapeless cocaine t-ts.

him: that’s straight f-cked, bro.

his friend: straight f-cked.
the act of snorting cocaine off someone’s breast
i don’t cocaine t-t my friends but i will a prost-tute

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