Cochran Tree


breed of christmas tree sold only at one tree stand in the world. i own that stand. tree is actually called conch color, but the ghetto trentonians find it funny when a stupid goofy afro-clad white boy talks about johnny cochran.
me: here, ma’am, this tree smells like oranges and its needles never fall off!

some lady from trenton who came in a 76 amc gremlin: oohahaha did you here that, terrance? that boy said cochran!

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