cock and balls
the two things that a woman constantly craves
she wants my c-ck and b-lls
ask adam sandler. he mastered the phrase.
oh w-ssamadda baby? go play with your c-ck and b-lls for mamma. stroke your shlong and whack your nuts, then momma will make you a sandwich.
the entire span of a male’s genitals as a whole. instead of the seperatist ‘c-ck and b-lls’, the zen pr-nunciation would not include the spatial demarcations between the words, allowing the phrase to flow when spoken, into a state of oneness.
i heard lewie got punched in the c-ckandb-lls by baby’s tongue while he slept.
a very fun game to play in public, especially on the metro in paris.
it all starts when one person randomly yells c-ck! when they are in a group of people. someone else in the group needs to catch up on what they are doing and yell and! and a third person needs to finish off the game by yelling b-lls! it must be totally spontaneous.
p-n-s-and-t-st-cl-s may also be shouted, but c-ck-and-b-lls is a cl-ssic.
scream is as loud as you can!
pat: c-ck!
liz: and!
karen: b-lls!
when things are not in your control or a reaction to a lie
raag: so we are not going to disney land any more as one of the workers got electrocuted, hence, the park is shut down for a few days.
kart: freakin’ c-ck and b-lls!!!
referring to another person using a falsified story to make themselves feel big ‘n’ hard.
jonny told me this c-ckandb-lls story about how he kicked the naff out of some bloke in church.
a phrase that can be translated as the number “100”
jennifer: hey, what did you get on your exam?
adam: c-ck and b-lls!!
jennifer: great job!
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