Cock au Van
a s-xual encounter that has occurred in the rear (or the front, if the partic-p-nts are especially limber) of some motorised vehicle, for example a van, truck, estate car or station wagon.
can also relate to s-xual favours offered by a hitch hiker to one who offers a lengthy ride with minimal questions asked.
can also relate to s-xual favours delivered by a prost-tute to a john.
hey darlin. do you like c-ck au van? i’ll bring the c-ck if you’ll bring the f-cking van. ho ho ho.
oi gary, get the car keys, i’m gagging for a spot of the old c-ck au van.
listen lads, i need to use the company vehicle this weekend. ive promised rita from the the sweet shop a bit of c-ck au van.
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