cock bagel
a p-n-s that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the t-st-cl-s rendering it unusable at all times.
ryan and peter suck eacothers c-ck bagels.
a horribly degrading insult.
vineet: you spelled my name wrong you c-ck bagels!
peter: sorry man.
chris: -starts crying-
a bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
also used as an insult to someone that is currently p-ssing you off.
a : matt has c-ck-bagels
c : hah!
or
a : shut up you c-ck-bagel piece of sh-t.
m : ouch
to shiza in your mouf!!!!
vineet c-ck bagels himself twice every night.
vineet ghordhandas.
me: hey c-ck bagel!
vineet: yes?
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