cock blaster


a shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent’s ball rather than aim at the hole. the purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.
adam: nicole, you’re such a c-ck blaster!
nicole: loooooves it!
occurs during -n-l-s-x when the recieving end farts while the c-ck is inserted.
my new girlfriend is a f-cking c-ckblaster!
a shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent’s ball rather than aim at the hole. the purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.
adam: nicole, you’re such a c-ck blaster!
nicole: loooooves it!
one who loves to blast c-ck into their r-ct-m.
ryan is such a c-ckblaster.
a b-tch that loves to blast c-cks, she doesn’t give a sh-t whos d-ck she’s blasting, as long as she is blasting d-ck she don’t give a sh-t about nothin’! when she’s not blasting d-ck she’s manipulating silly men to give them money to buy things like gold rings and necklaces. as long as she is either blasting some random guys (with money) d-ck or getting some idiot douch to get her hair done for he she ain’t f-ckin’ -rs-d.
s-xy jess: hey baby can i have some money for my lunch?
rich guy: sure choke on this b-tch…
s-xy jess: that was nice, i loved it. i’d love some lobster though.
rich (and s-xually satified) guy: h-ll yeah baby here’s $150 for your lunch!
some random dude: what the f-ck $150 for lunch what’s she gonna buy a f-ckin’ 724 course meal?
rich guy: i got doh motherf-cker so f-ck you, i buy b-tches like there ain’t no tommorow, f-ck you
some random dude: f-ck that sh-t, you do realize she’s just with you for the cash right?
rich (ang r-t-rded) guy: f-ck you
some random guy: she is a c-ck blaster she just blasts that cash out of c-ck. she’s a pro.
a dyk- that hates d-ck so much, that she would take a gun and shoot your d-ck off.
kim hates guys so much, she wants to snap off their d-cks. stupid b-tch she’s such a c-ck blaster
noun. when a c-ck is covered in sh-t after giving -n-l
dat b-tch’s -ss is a c-ck blaster

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