cock blockward
any sort of situation- in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the s-xually interested, prevents an individual from having s-xual relations with their “target” over the course of the night.
-including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
skyler: so bro, it was totally going with this chick. she kept complimenting my flow and everything. then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. she totally dipped!
brad: dude! you didn’t get to sleep with her? totally c-ck blockward!
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