cockjammer
someone who jams c-cks places they don’t belong; come on, what else would it be?
jesse likes smooth peanut b-tter?! what a c-ckjammer.
a situation similiar to blueb-lls in which a man is on the very tip of -j-c-l-t-ng when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his c-ck with s-m-n in the process. also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.
aka the very worse weapon the c-cktease has in it’s -rs-nal. the ultimate bait and switch.
dave: “man, i was totally getting a handjob from jenny but that b-tch totally c-ckjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own.”
phil: “that sucks bro. what a f-cking c-ckjammer. well at least you almost busted a nut.”
dave: “bust a nut?!?! she almost busted my f-cking d-ck!! it hurts when i touch it. i think my p-n-s knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. it’s extremely angry about the whole ordeal. oh, and the best thing was i couldn’t p-ss for 4 hours either.”
someone who is named jewism and like to jam the c-ck in tight areas where it’s not supposed to go.
hey brandon quit being a c-ck jammer, and pull your pants up.
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