cock bongler


one who bongles c-ck

i.e. “bongling” the drums.
nice jacket you c-ck bongler!
c-ck bongler the word used when you dont really know what the f-ck to say or when you want to p-ss your teacher of yell “c-ck bongler” and she/he will sh-t her pants and run around in circles until some one b-tch slaps her/him as know as he-she and then the teachers will sh-t in her or his mouth
teacher: answer these question on a clean sheet of paper

student: f-ck you you f-cking c-ck bongler

teacher: omg i am going to run around in circles till i sh-t my pants and some one b-tch slaps me in the face and the teachers sh-t in my mouth all kinky like

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