cock book
a c-ck book is basically another word for a p-rno magazine.
cpl. ray person: “wait, are you talking about like jerking off without using any hands?”
sgt. antonio espera: “no, dog! i’m talking about f-cking any girl you want, all in your mind.”
cpl. ray person: “you need one hand at least to hold the c-ck book.”
when you are taking to a girl on facebook, only to have another guy come in and c-ckblock her over facebook.
me: i was having a nice conversation with this one girl until steve came in and c-ckbook-ed me.
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