Cock Gnome
a girl who lives in you closet and gives you head on command
hey guys do u wanna see my c-ck gnome? whats that. -claps twice- brittany then scurries out of the closet on all 4’s like smeagle and swallows his c-ck like a jew who just got released from a concentration camp and is eating sausage. when she finished she quickly scurried back to the closet.
a small man that no one likes and is just a plain d-ckhead
pano is such a f-cking c-ckgnome, what a dumb c-nt. i hate that little c-ckgnome so much
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