Cock Capturer


a woman with impressive man-slaying skills. often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of infernos, scouting for prey. the c-ck capturer’s motto: “smashing beers, smashing boys, that’s how we roll.”

alternative: gobbler. for those who find “c-ck capturer” too feminist. derived from the location gobbler’s hollow, a fict-tious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.
“wow, did you see the mouth on that c-ck capturer? i bet she’d tongue punch your fart box like you don’t even know”

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