cock cheese

a condition experienced by un circ-mcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it’s fromage like consistency and it’s pungent portugese fish market aroma.
honey, let’s pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it’ll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.
a sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the p-n-s. rather un-appealing to females.
hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin’ c-ck cheese?
how does one explain c-ckcheese? imagine twenty men, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a group circle. then, all of them whip out their d-cks and m-st-rb-t- for three consecutive hours. the juices all land in the middle of the circle, mixing into a puddle and eventually a giant mountain of c-m. after the event is over, the residue is left on the floor for a few days. and, well, you know how milk becomes like cottage cheese if you leave it out in the open for a few days? apply the same process, and will form a similar product with the same textures and a very delicious taste. there you have it, c-ckcheese.
afterwards, c-ckcheese is often scooped and placed in separate containers, ready to be sold in stores. while most enjoy this most luxurious product plain, it often comes in different variations for the more adventurous types. there is, for example, swiss c-ckcheese in which the partic-p-ting males stick their d-cks in the material after the cottage cheese effect, thus forming holes for a more exotic design. or for you activist mothers out there who don’t want to consume a product with the harmful effects of pesticides from partic-p-ting males, we have organic c-ckcheese for an extra $1.99.
cheese found growing on between the foreskin and b-ll-nd. also more generally used as an insult.
yo momma is such a c-ckcheese.
yummy stuff that gathers underneath a guys uncirc-msized p-n-s that is fun to lick, eat or touch.

it’s sm-gm-. that good stuff that is something extra when ya go down on your older male friend.
i ate peter’s c-ck cheese under the bridge and in the woods.
sm-gm- (from it’s alleged smell and resemblance to dairy products)
man, after that infection i will never let c-ck cheese build up agian.
an extremely pungent substance that gathers beneath the foreskin. poor hygiene encourages growth. men often find their own c-ck cheese nasty-nice.
“sweetie, pregnancy has caused me the craziest cravings. in case we run out of parmasan and stilton, do you think you could cultivate me some c-ck cheese? cup-cake, you’re the greatest.”