cock chops


when you trim your pubic hair but leave a bush on both sides of your c-ck like mutton chops.
hey man, i am totally shaving my junk into a nice set of c-ck chops.
secret snowboarding term used when your mate has made a complete mug of themselves on the piste. from this day forward there’s no return for them and they will forever be know as a c-ck chop.
“where’s tim?”

“who?”

“tim”

“oh you mean c-ck chops?, he’s at the bar”

“oi, c-ck chops, get us a beer”
c-ck, referring to the male p-n-s. chops referring to face. kn-bface.
oi you, c-ckchops, get away from my definition.
a word used to call someone, to represent them sucking c-ck.
oi c-ck chops, f-ck off!
one who has c-cks for chops.
look at those c-cks on your chops, they are c-ckchops!

n.b not to be confused with c-ckchip
see also c0ckchop, c0cklez and c-ckle-doodle-don`t (the often overused friendyism)
hey, would you like to stroke my c-ckchops!

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