cock cougher
an individual who has become so lame that they are pr-ne to spontaneous fits of c-ck regurgitation. the length (cl), quant-ty (cq), and girth of the c-cks (cg), in addition to regurgitation frequency (rf) is mathematically correlative to the degree of lameness represented by said c-ck cougher.
cf = cq – ((cl – cg) + rf) where cf represents the overall c-ck factor.
lamness then is a simple correlation: lame = cf^2
mike: i think i’m going to p-ss on snowboarding this weekend
everyone everywhere: what a c-ck cougher!
mush: that c-ck cougher snaked me in the park.
thad: i deduce that he cougheth the c-ck.
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