cock crank


homemade redneck contraption for stretching the p-n-s, many have built them, few admit it.
bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight ed..
yup saw jessy heading in with what looked like a c-ck crank
jeez them c-ck crankin’ crazies, still keeps em out of mischief

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    an individual in which his/her p-n-s has a curtain of grossly large skin. “did you see that chick man?” “no, what about her?” “look at that b-tche’s c-ckflab hangin’ out from the bottom of her skirt…”

  • Cockfrost

    noun. 1) the condition contracted by a man’s p-n-s subsequent to a prolonged duration of time during which coitus has been completely lacking. said period of celibacy may be externally imposed (due to continual failure to get laid despite best efforts) or self-enforced (a deliberate abstention from s-xual activity for various and unexplained reasons). 2) […]

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    a c-ck’n’burger is a buger that a fat person make by running round with a burger bun and splating it on someones c-ck and biting it off. only a fat person can have a c-ck’n’burger a c-ck’n’burger is a buger that a fat person make by running round with a burger bun and splating it […]

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  • Cock Potato

    one who walks around with a c-ck in his/her mouth all the time. similar to a couch potato. i.e. rhianna is a c-ck potato, and likes it.


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