cock crush


when a guy just wants to stick his c-ck in a girls v-g-n- and/or mouth without an actual relationship resulting from it.
cg “yea man shes hot. i have a major c-ck crush on her.”
when your d-ck gets crushed between a stone table and a girls fist
guy sitting on table naked: hey baby
girl: perv
girl: “c-ckcrush!”
guy: what!
girl: “wham!!!”

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