cock delivery


this phrase is most commonly used and was created when sitting in the back seat of a car. in order to use successfully the phrase must be accompanied with a swift smack to the back of the head of anyone sitting in the front seats of the car, preferably not the driver as this could result in a dangerous situation.
ding dong, c-ck delivery (in coordination with a smack in the back of the head)

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