cock-dial
when your intelligent however crude cousin-in-law accidentally calls you via his blackberry phone with or with the -ssistance of his p-n-s (-ssumingly while driving with the bbm in his pants pocket)
did i just call you? dude, my bad…i must have c-ck-dialed you…
or
i’m so sick and tired of c-ck-dialing people i didn’t mean to call.
or
this f-cking bbm refuses to stop d-ck-dialing my peeps! how to lock this thing…i have no idea…
when a man see’s a hottie on the street and a starts to pop a woody and hits the dial b-tton on the phone in his pocket. it calls a woman and have to explain that his huge -ss c-ck dialed the number.
“that was an impressive call you made. what did you do c-ck dial me!”
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