cock doc
someone who is very adept at arousing a p-n-s to its fully erect form and then continuing to stimulate it to -j-c-l-t–n. this definition is reserved for those who make p-n-s stimulation an art form.
i went home with this girl from the bar last night. i had no idea she was such a c-ck doc!
or for h-m-s-xuals
i was at the club last night and saw that c-ck doc you slept with last weekend.
a book of reference kept to see how long it took for your c-ck to reach the average size you small b-st-rd. usually taken by the mom to m-st-rb-t- at night to their kids “twinkie” xd good job :]
– my mom keeps my c-ck doc. in her top drawer. xd
-i put my sisters c-ck doc. on mysp-ce :]
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